Tuesday, September 24, 2013

What I Call.....

Bonjour Peepsicles! You thought I forgot about you, didn't you? I didn't, I promise. We had a tremendulant holibob in Florida where we did the family tour, scoffulated way too much and overspent by a couple thousand dollars. Have you ever spent $1000 at Target? Let me be more specific....have you ever spent $1000 at Target in one trip?! And that was my third trip to the store. The first two cost about $200 each. I recall a day when shopping at Target was fun. I recall a day when shopping, itself, was fun. It turned into a chore and by the end of it all you think "what the hell? What's another $6 for the unnecessary candy we don't need, but can't get? Sure! Throw it in!" It is totes amazeballs at the stuff we need and can't get in this country. I don't know how this country can function without a Target.....

At this point, you are probably wondering why the hell I am speaking in this marvilisimous speech...right? Right?! Let me tell you I found this tremendulant show called Miranda. I should not tell you just to keep it a secret. It's that funny! It's what I call, addictive. British humor at its finest! Except for my British friend who I find hysterical. Everyone needs to have one British friend; but not mine. She is taken by me. The Brits are so funny to me. They walk around so straight laced, prim and proper with a poker face on. Then words start spewing from their mouths, completely opposite of what you would expect. She is fall off your chair funny! Besides my friend's humor, what I appreciate most is approach to life. It is black and white, no gray. It is, what I call, it is. There is no emotion because it just isn't necessary. "What's the problem?" she will ask. I tell her my dilemma. Then she follows up with " look, as I see it " throws in a couple of f bombs, words like bloody hell, bugger, piss artist and nosey parker. Bamb! Problem solved....you walk away thinking how does she do that?! She's kinda like Miranda...except she doesn't trip over or make an arse of herself. But I would like to see her just once trip whilst walking. Such fun!

Up next....one year anniversary....


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